Randomly Bolded » obama http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog Spontaneous emphases on memes du jour Thu, 19 May 2011 06:59:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Random answers http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2011/04/random-answers/ http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2011/04/random-answers/#comments Fri, 08 Apr 2011 04:26:07 +0000 rb http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/?p=124 Question? Here’s the answer!

I don’t ordinarily post random links, but this was too funny to pass up.

]]> http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2011/04/random-answers/feed/ 0 IBHST.S02.E01 http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2010/04/ibhst-s02-e01/ http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2010/04/ibhst-s02-e01/#comments Wed, 07 Apr 2010 04:32:01 +0000 rb http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/?p=97 It’s almost comical. Of course, I am hardly the first to have noticed the doppelgänger.

A man who believes in the American League but not in America. Stunning?

]]> http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2010/04/ibhst-s02-e01/feed/ 0 IBHST.S01.E03: Past his time http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2009/07/ibhsts01e03/ http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2009/07/ibhsts01e03/#comments Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:59:56 +0000 rb http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/?p=50 I cannot leave this one unremarked:

Obama blows name of favorite team’s home stadium.

Of course, I am sure someone can explain to me why his relentless campaign for quote-unquote universal health care caused him to draw a blank. Because I am sure he spent his childhood memorizing stats and players and fields.

Seriously, just say a few kind words about our national pastime and be done with it.

And please, please do not throw another first pitch.

]]> http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2009/07/ibhsts01e03/feed/ 0 IBHST.S01.E02: Buffet’s protege http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2009/03/ibhsts01e02/ http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2009/03/ibhsts01e02/#comments Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:58:48 +0000 rb http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/?p=32 Evidently our omniscient president also dabbles in the stock market. In a desperate effort to obfuscate the double-digit-percentage declines since his inauguration, President Obama provided this gem of advice:

[P]rofit and earning ratios are starting to get to the point where buying stocks is a potentially good deal if you’ve got a long-term perspective on it.

What a hedge—starting to get to the point where they’re a potentially good deal as long as you have a long-term perspective?

Quick, somebody put this guy in charge of the untold trillions going into the already-bankrupt special-purpose entity known as Social Security.

If Bush had said that…

]]> http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2009/03/ibhsts01e02/feed/ 0 Did I hear that right? http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2009/02/did-i-hear-that-right/ http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/2009/02/did-i-hear-that-right/#comments Wed, 25 Feb 2009 02:49:36 +0000 rb http://www.randomlybolded.com/blog/?p=16 The bold new ideas we have to take the country into the next century are to spend more on energy, health care, and education?

UPDATE: And we will find $2 trillion in farm subsidies, defense spending, and corporate tax breaks?

SECOND UPDATE: And we will put the nonexistent war on terror on the balance sheet, but leave the already-bankrupt special-purpose entity known as Social Security off the balance sheet?

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Evidently the rightful place for social science is the imagination.

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