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Random answers

Question? Here’s the answer! I don’t ordinarily post random links, but this was too funny to pass up.

IBHST.S02.E01

It’s almost comical. Of course, I am hardly the first to have noticed the doppelgänger. A man who believes in the American League but not in America. Stunning?

IBHST.S01.E03: Past his time

I cannot leave this one unremarked: Obama blows name of favorite team’s home stadium. Of course, I am sure someone can explain to me why his relentless campaign for quote-unquote universal health care caused him to draw a blank. Because I am sure he spent his childhood memorizing stats and players and fields. Seriously, just […]

IBHST.S01.E02: Buffet’s protege

Evidently our omniscient president also dabbles in the stock market. In a desperate effort to obfuscate the double-digit-percentage declines since his inauguration, President Obama provided this gem of advice: [P]rofit and earning ratios are starting to get to the point where buying stocks is a potentially good deal if you’ve got a long-term perspective on […]

Did I hear that right?

The bold new ideas we have to take the country into the next century are to spend more on energy, health care, and education? UPDATE: And we will find $2 trillion in farm subsidies, defense spending, and corporate tax breaks? SECOND UPDATE: And we will put the nonexistent war on terror on the balance sheet, […]

Faith-based workouts

Soon these won’t simply be for born-again meatheads. We can expect this to cost another $100 billion with the president’s assurance it will “save” four million jobs—a conveniently empirical, yet non-confirmable, proposition. Evidently the rightful place for social science is the imagination.