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IBHST.S02.E01

rb — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 04:32:01 +0000

It’s almost comical. Of course, I am hardly the first to have noticed the doppelgänger.

A man who believes in the American League but not in America. Stunning?

IBHST.S01.E03: Past his time

rb — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:59:56 +0000

I cannot leave this one unremarked:

Obama blows name of favorite team’s home stadium.

Of course, I am sure someone can explain to me why his relentless campaign for quote-unquote universal health care caused him to draw a blank. Because I am sure he spent his childhood memorizing stats and players and fields.

Seriously, just say a few kind words about our national pastime and be done with it.

And please, please do not throw another first pitch.

IBHST.S01.E02: Buffet’s protege

rb — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:58:48 +0000

Evidently our omniscient president also dabbles in the stock market. In a desperate effort to obfuscate the double-digit-percentage declines since his inauguration, President Obama provided this gem of advice:

[P]rofit and earning ratios are starting to get to the point where buying stocks is a potentially good deal if you’ve got a long-term perspective on it.

What a hedge—starting to get to the point where they’re a potentially good deal as long as you have a long-term perspective?

Quick, somebody put this guy in charge of the untold trillions going into the already-bankrupt special-purpose entity known as Social Security.

If Bush had said that…

IBHST.S01.E01: 867-5309

rb — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:27:18 +0000

In the premiere episode of a new feature, randomlybolded.com honors “Nobody Messes with Joe” Biden. Speaking about the administration’s plans to post porkulus spending on the Internet, the VP had this to say:

[CBS Host] By the way, do you know the website? [NMW Joe] No, I’m embarrassed. [Looking stage right] Do you know the website number? I should have it in front of me, and I don’t.

If Bush had said that…